Quick! What Happens When You...

Stub your toe?
Your toe really hurts (swear words are optional)
Lose your favourite pencil?
You cry and then find a new favourite pencil
Pet a llama but it spits on you?
You get it a moustache
Decorate your house but the wallpaper in one room doesn't match the carpet?
You redecorate the room...and then the rest of the house
Get stuck babysitting for the entire Friday night?
You bribe your sister
Style you hair for hours, your hair is still frizzy before you leave the house?
Hairspray. Lots and lots of hairspray.

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What happens when your llama gets a moustache?

Instantly, your llama becomes the most interesting and important thing on this earth! Nothing can compare to the awesometasticalness in front of you! Your llama is so confident it's almost cocky. Llamas with mustaches can strut their stuff and be proud of it and that's exactly what your llama now wants to do.  Llamas with mustaches are special, sparkly and sensational! Do you have llama? Get it a mustache! You will see significant improvements in its behavior and spitting. WARNING: Do not get in the way of a llama with a mustache; it's illegal (kinda...). You will be charged to 24hrs of llama service. Not pleasant...

Whar happens when someone photo-bombs your picture?

We've all been there: the sun setting over the mountains, the waves at the beach and that eagle in the tree. Photos that only some get perfect. You quickly snap the shot and a small amount of elation fills you as you walk away from the picturesque scenery, content that you have a beautiful photo to boast about. You develop the photos and realize there is a peace sign in the middle of your mountains, a foot in the wave and a head blocking the eagle. It suddenly dawns on you; someone has photo-bombed your gorgeous picture! ( A shout-out to all those who photo-bomb! Keep on 'bombing!)

What happens when your socks match?

After getting up, getting ready and grabbing which ever sock you can find from you drawer you head to work. You sit down in your regular chair with your regular coffee but something feels different. You look around the office space but it's all the same. You look at your outfit; Nope, you are not wearing out of the ordinary. You pull up your pant leg to check your shoes when you see something completely unexpected. It's that glorious moment that is so rare that a sense of elation fills you right up. It's that feeling you only get when the world is as it should be. It's the realization that you've done something right. It's when your socks match! You float through the rest of the day. You feel like you're on cloud 9! Today is a good day because your socks match!

What happens when you have to do 25 push ups in gym?

The gym teacher announces that you have to practice for your upcoming athletic tests. He says that you need to start with 30 sit ups and he blows his whistle. You groan in protest and get down on the mat. A minute later he blows his whistle again. This time he tells the class to do 25 push ups. A look of terror crosses your face; I can't do this, you think. You turn to the teacher and give him your best please-don't-make-me-do-this-because-I-might-possibly-die-or-humiliate-myself smile. When that doesn't work, you start to plead and whine. You get on your knees and beg and he gives you an icy stare. You begin to cry, bawling your eyes out even. When the teacher just ignores you, you finally get up off the ground, heave a great sigh and start your push ups just as the whistle blows and the teacher tells the class to meet over by the field. Hallelujah!You're saved!