What happens when you see a fat guy in a speedo?

He is our friend!

You definitely don't turn and run, screaming for your life. (No?) And you don't jump in the lake to try and drown yourself. (What?) And you wouldn't want to jump on a horse and ride as far away as possible from the hideous sight. (That was my first guess) Or even think about jumping on a donkey and riding away! (Dang! That was my plan all along)  As cool as that last one would be, no! Isn't it obvious? The fat speedo guy would instantly become your bestie! And for some people he becomes the most bestie-est out of all you besties *oooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaah*. So this is a lesson for us all: Fat guys in speedos are our friends (unless they turn out to be telemarketers, who are extremely annoying, or your best friend's boyfriend's dad's cousin's aunt's brother's niece's boyfriend, because that would be extremely awkward!).

What happens when you get two teenage girl BFFS alone in a pool?

Pool Conversation

It would start out innocently with the two girls just swimming around, lazing in the pool. Then, suddenly, the casual gabbing turns into "OH EM GEE!" stories that end with tons of laughter and giggles or jaws dropping and the occasional *gasp* NO WAY! This seems reasonable considering they are teenage girls. Moving on, the girls start horsing around and daring each to do things like swim to other side and back while singing a Little Mermaid song at the top of their lungs or screaming underwater until they can't breathe. Laughing and giggling volumes raise higher and higher and it's seemingly unbearable! But just like that the laughter and gasps stop and girl#1 has to leave. But, just before they get out of the pool, they hug and girl#2 undoes the girl#1's bathing suit and climbs out of the pool fast, grabs both towels and runs inside. Back in the pool, you can hear girl#1's screams of "GET BACK HERE WITH THAT TOWEL!" and "I WILL KILL YOU!". Eventually, she manages to do up her top and get out. Girl#2 finally comes back and gives girl#1's towel back to her. They laugh and hug and say goodbye like nothing ever happened and the whole adventure is concluded!

What happens when you first start a blog?

Donkey eating a sandwich!

Well, the first thing you should do is maybe name it? It could be anything from "A long, long road" to "ROCK PUNK CHICK WHOA!" to "My donkey ate my sandwich but I'm cool with that cause I like donkeys". Next, make a URL for it: "a long long twisty turny road.blogspot.com" or "ROCKER CHICK'S WHOA BLOG.blogspot.com" or maybe "i like my donkey but he ate my sandwich.blogspot.com".

Eemaginaaaation

And the last thing before the last thing, design it the way you want! You could be bland and put a blue background or if you're an animal lover, you could get a picture of an itty bitty cutesy wootesy fuzzy puppy! And then you must...(crescendo of music!) START BLOGGING! Well wasn't that obvious? You can blog about that road or that rock chick or that donkey that ate your sandwich or cute puppies or those slippers you bought yesterday with your mom or the worst day of your life when your phone died right in the middle of your conversation to Bill Gates. Blogs are full of oppurtunities to be creative, you just have to use your EEMAGINAAAATIONNN .