Quick! What Happens When You...

Stub your toe?
Your toe really hurts (swear words are optional)
Lose your favourite pencil?
You cry and then find a new favourite pencil
Pet a llama but it spits on you?
You get it a moustache
Decorate your house but the wallpaper in one room doesn't match the carpet?
You redecorate the room...and then the rest of the house
Get stuck babysitting for the entire Friday night?
You bribe your sister
Style you hair for hours, your hair is still frizzy before you leave the house?
Hairspray. Lots and lots of hairspray.

Post me your ideas for the next Quick! What Happens When You...

What happens when your llama gets a moustache?

Instantly, your llama becomes the most interesting and important thing on this earth! Nothing can compare to the awesometasticalness in front of you! Your llama is so confident it's almost cocky. Llamas with mustaches can strut their stuff and be proud of it and that's exactly what your llama now wants to do.  Llamas with mustaches are special, sparkly and sensational! Do you have llama? Get it a mustache! You will see significant improvements in its behavior and spitting. WARNING: Do not get in the way of a llama with a mustache; it's illegal (kinda...). You will be charged to 24hrs of llama service. Not pleasant...

Whar happens when someone photo-bombs your picture?

We've all been there: the sun setting over the mountains, the waves at the beach and that eagle in the tree. Photos that only some get perfect. You quickly snap the shot and a small amount of elation fills you as you walk away from the picturesque scenery, content that you have a beautiful photo to boast about. You develop the photos and realize there is a peace sign in the middle of your mountains, a foot in the wave and a head blocking the eagle. It suddenly dawns on you; someone has photo-bombed your gorgeous picture! ( A shout-out to all those who photo-bomb! Keep on 'bombing!)

What happens when your socks match?

After getting up, getting ready and grabbing which ever sock you can find from you drawer you head to work. You sit down in your regular chair with your regular coffee but something feels different. You look around the office space but it's all the same. You look at your outfit; Nope, you are not wearing out of the ordinary. You pull up your pant leg to check your shoes when you see something completely unexpected. It's that glorious moment that is so rare that a sense of elation fills you right up. It's that feeling you only get when the world is as it should be. It's the realization that you've done something right. It's when your socks match! You float through the rest of the day. You feel like you're on cloud 9! Today is a good day because your socks match!

What happens when you have to do 25 push ups in gym?

The gym teacher announces that you have to practice for your upcoming athletic tests. He says that you need to start with 30 sit ups and he blows his whistle. You groan in protest and get down on the mat. A minute later he blows his whistle again. This time he tells the class to do 25 push ups. A look of terror crosses your face; I can't do this, you think. You turn to the teacher and give him your best please-don't-make-me-do-this-because-I-might-possibly-die-or-humiliate-myself smile. When that doesn't work, you start to plead and whine. You get on your knees and beg and he gives you an icy stare. You begin to cry, bawling your eyes out even. When the teacher just ignores you, you finally get up off the ground, heave a great sigh and start your push ups just as the whistle blows and the teacher tells the class to meet over by the field. Hallelujah!You're saved!

Quick! What Happens When You...

Forget to set your alarm clock? 

You sleep in

Pee in fright?

Your pants are wet

Read on the toilet too long?

Your butt hurts

Drop your book in the toilet after reading on the toilet for too long?

The book is...sob...dead!

Your favourite song is playing?

You freak dance like no one is watching

The person in the movie is doing the wrong thing?

Start yelling at the t.v. "No! Don't open that door!"

You crack your head open?

 There's a lot of blood

I hope this helps you prepare for some of the smaller things in life. Please post comments with more suggestions for the next Quick! What Happens When... (or anything else about the blog)!

What happens when you get in the way of a runner in a race?

You and your friends are nonchalantly walking down the boardwalk. You don't seem to realize the little orange cones or the people standing on the side until... it's too late!
The runner comes right behind you!
               You leap to the other side to clear the path!
                                  The audience holds their breath, waiting for the outcome!

Tiny orange cones

You land on the ground with a dull thud and then it's all over. The runner races by and you are left to fend for yourself on the ground. Pain swells in your body and you swear never to get in the the way of a race again! Your friends finally come back and help you up. Having missed  the entire experience, they ask why you were on the ground. You just look at them and say "You had to be there..."

What happens when you see a fat guy in a speedo?

He is our friend!

You definitely don't turn and run, screaming for your life. (No?) And you don't jump in the lake to try and drown yourself. (What?) And you wouldn't want to jump on a horse and ride as far away as possible from the hideous sight. (That was my first guess) Or even think about jumping on a donkey and riding away! (Dang! That was my plan all along)  As cool as that last one would be, no! Isn't it obvious? The fat speedo guy would instantly become your bestie! And for some people he becomes the most bestie-est out of all you besties *oooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaah*. So this is a lesson for us all: Fat guys in speedos are our friends (unless they turn out to be telemarketers, who are extremely annoying, or your best friend's boyfriend's dad's cousin's aunt's brother's niece's boyfriend, because that would be extremely awkward!).

What happens when you get two teenage girl BFFS alone in a pool?

Pool Conversation

It would start out innocently with the two girls just swimming around, lazing in the pool. Then, suddenly, the casual gabbing turns into "OH EM GEE!" stories that end with tons of laughter and giggles or jaws dropping and the occasional *gasp* NO WAY! This seems reasonable considering they are teenage girls. Moving on, the girls start horsing around and daring each to do things like swim to other side and back while singing a Little Mermaid song at the top of their lungs or screaming underwater until they can't breathe. Laughing and giggling volumes raise higher and higher and it's seemingly unbearable! But just like that the laughter and gasps stop and girl#1 has to leave. But, just before they get out of the pool, they hug and girl#2 undoes the girl#1's bathing suit and climbs out of the pool fast, grabs both towels and runs inside. Back in the pool, you can hear girl#1's screams of "GET BACK HERE WITH THAT TOWEL!" and "I WILL KILL YOU!". Eventually, she manages to do up her top and get out. Girl#2 finally comes back and gives girl#1's towel back to her. They laugh and hug and say goodbye like nothing ever happened and the whole adventure is concluded!

What happens when you first start a blog?

Donkey eating a sandwich!

Well, the first thing you should do is maybe name it? It could be anything from "A long, long road" to "ROCK PUNK CHICK WHOA!" to "My donkey ate my sandwich but I'm cool with that cause I like donkeys". Next, make a URL for it: "a long long twisty turny road.blogspot.com" or "ROCKER CHICK'S WHOA BLOG.blogspot.com" or maybe "i like my donkey but he ate my sandwich.blogspot.com".

Eemaginaaaation

And the last thing before the last thing, design it the way you want! You could be bland and put a blue background or if you're an animal lover, you could get a picture of an itty bitty cutesy wootesy fuzzy puppy! And then you must...(crescendo of music!) START BLOGGING! Well wasn't that obvious? You can blog about that road or that rock chick or that donkey that ate your sandwich or cute puppies or those slippers you bought yesterday with your mom or the worst day of your life when your phone died right in the middle of your conversation to Bill Gates. Blogs are full of oppurtunities to be creative, you just have to use your EEMAGINAAAATIONNN .