What happens when your llama gets a moustache?

Instantly, your llama becomes the most interesting and important thing on this earth! Nothing can compare to the awesometasticalness in front of you! Your llama is so confident it's almost cocky. Llamas with mustaches can strut their stuff and be proud of it and that's exactly what your llama now wants to do.  Llamas with mustaches are special, sparkly and sensational! Do you have llama? Get it a mustache! You will see significant improvements in its behavior and spitting. WARNING: Do not get in the way of a llama with a mustache; it's illegal (kinda...). You will be charged to 24hrs of llama service. Not pleasant...