What happens when your socks match?

After getting up, getting ready and grabbing which ever sock you can find from you drawer you head to work. You sit down in your regular chair with your regular coffee but something feels different. You look around the office space but it's all the same. You look at your outfit; Nope, you are not wearing out of the ordinary. You pull up your pant leg to check your shoes when you see something completely unexpected. It's that glorious moment that is so rare that a sense of elation fills you right up. It's that feeling you only get when the world is as it should be. It's the realization that you've done something right. It's when your socks match! You float through the rest of the day. You feel like you're on cloud 9! Today is a good day because your socks match!

What happens when you have to do 25 push ups in gym?

The gym teacher announces that you have to practice for your upcoming athletic tests. He says that you need to start with 30 sit ups and he blows his whistle. You groan in protest and get down on the mat. A minute later he blows his whistle again. This time he tells the class to do 25 push ups. A look of terror crosses your face; I can't do this, you think. You turn to the teacher and give him your best please-don't-make-me-do-this-because-I-might-possibly-die-or-humiliate-myself smile. When that doesn't work, you start to plead and whine. You get on your knees and beg and he gives you an icy stare. You begin to cry, bawling your eyes out even. When the teacher just ignores you, you finally get up off the ground, heave a great sigh and start your push ups just as the whistle blows and the teacher tells the class to meet over by the field. Hallelujah!You're saved!

Quick! What Happens When You...

Forget to set your alarm clock? 

You sleep in

Pee in fright?

Your pants are wet

Read on the toilet too long?

Your butt hurts

Drop your book in the toilet after reading on the toilet for too long?

The book is...sob...dead!

Your favourite song is playing?

You freak dance like no one is watching

The person in the movie is doing the wrong thing?

Start yelling at the t.v. "No! Don't open that door!"

You crack your head open?

 There's a lot of blood

I hope this helps you prepare for some of the smaller things in life. Please post comments with more suggestions for the next Quick! What Happens When... (or anything else about the blog)!

What happens when you get in the way of a runner in a race?

You and your friends are nonchalantly walking down the boardwalk. You don't seem to realize the little orange cones or the people standing on the side until... it's too late!
The runner comes right behind you!
               You leap to the other side to clear the path!
                                  The audience holds their breath, waiting for the outcome!

Tiny orange cones

You land on the ground with a dull thud and then it's all over. The runner races by and you are left to fend for yourself on the ground. Pain swells in your body and you swear never to get in the the way of a race again! Your friends finally come back and help you up. Having missed  the entire experience, they ask why you were on the ground. You just look at them and say "You had to be there..."