Quick! What Happens When You...

Stub your toe?
Your toe really hurts (swear words are optional)
Lose your favourite pencil?
You cry and then find a new favourite pencil
Pet a llama but it spits on you?
You get it a moustache
Decorate your house but the wallpaper in one room doesn't match the carpet?
You redecorate the room...and then the rest of the house
Get stuck babysitting for the entire Friday night?
You bribe your sister
Style you hair for hours, your hair is still frizzy before you leave the house?
Hairspray. Lots and lots of hairspray.

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What happens when your llama gets a moustache?

Instantly, your llama becomes the most interesting and important thing on this earth! Nothing can compare to the awesometasticalness in front of you! Your llama is so confident it's almost cocky. Llamas with mustaches can strut their stuff and be proud of it and that's exactly what your llama now wants to do.  Llamas with mustaches are special, sparkly and sensational! Do you have llama? Get it a mustache! You will see significant improvements in its behavior and spitting. WARNING: Do not get in the way of a llama with a mustache; it's illegal (kinda...). You will be charged to 24hrs of llama service. Not pleasant...