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| He is our friend! |
You definitely don't turn and run, screaming for your life. (No?) And you don't jump in the lake to try and drown yourself. (What?) And you wouldn't want to jump on a horse and ride as far away as possible from the hideous sight. (That was my first guess) Or even think about jumping on a donkey and riding away! (Dang! That was my plan all along) As cool as that last one would be, no! Isn't it obvious? The fat speedo guy would instantly become your bestie! And for some people he becomes the most bestie-est out of all you besties *oooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaah*. So this is a lesson for us all: Fat guys in speedos
are our friends (unless they turn out to be telemarketers, who are extremely annoying, or your best friend's boyfriend's dad's cousin's aunt's brother's niece's boyfriend, because that would be extremely awkward!).
LOL! I LOVE the telemarketer comment! They are so damn annoying!
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"Hello, my name is _______ from ___________ and I'm here to-"
"Are you trying to sell me something?"
"Um, yes but-"
"Delete me from your damn list and don't call me again!"
"But sir you don't understand-"
"No! YOU don't understand! Delete me from your damn list!" *Hang up*
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"Hello?"
*Brief pause*
*To yourself* "Damn, it's a recording, now I can't tell them to get lost in person... stupid telemarketers are getting smarter..."
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Haha yeah exactly! Recorded telemarketers are worse than telemarkers anyday!
ReplyDeleteThe speedo comment made me think of LMFAO's Sexy and I know it! Wigglewiggliewigglewigglewigglewiggle! :D
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