Forget to set your alarm clock?
You sleep in
Pee in fright?
Your pants are wet
Read on the toilet too long?
Your butt hurts
Drop your book in the toilet after reading on the toilet for too long?
The book is...sob...dead!
Your favourite song is playing?
You freak dance like no one is watching
The person in the movie is doing the wrong thing?
Start yelling at the t.v. "No! Don't open that door!"
You crack your head open?
There's a lot of blood
I hope this helps you prepare for some of the smaller things in life. Please post comments with more suggestions for the next Quick! What Happens When... (or anything else about the blog)!
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